A Concise Resume

My career, as accidently described by others:

Education

A tweet by @memecrashes, published Mar 22, 2021: what a math degree gives you is the feeling that everyone else is better than you so you either drop off or get a phd so you can prove your own mind wrong and also anxiety

Professional Experience

A tweet by @ted_ebooks, published May 2, 2021: i think you mean 'terrified that you'll be fired? worried that you're never working hard enough? can only focus on work with immediate impact? how about putting out the fires until you get burned out? also: shipping non-flammable software isn't an option.'

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